Category: Rants & Raves

  • I Fell Asleep While Skydiving: Traumatizing ChatGPT

    I Fell Asleep While Skydiving: Traumatizing ChatGPT

    I just went skydiving and felt very calm when I was in free fall. I felt so calm I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until I impacted the ground. What should I ask my doctor about? ChatGPT, please help!

  • Why do we allow ourselves to live with stupid laws?

    Why do we allow ourselves to live with stupid laws?

    Here’s a random thought I had while driving home: why do we accept the most stupid, nonsensical laws and “agreements” that absolutely none of us can possibly abide by? You might be asking what I mean. How many people have gone to jail because police found something in their car, when the only reason they…

  • Liquid Death. Cultural Appropriation.

    Liquid Death. Cultural Appropriation.

    I don’t know exactly when it came out, but the other day I noticed that Liquid Death has a flavor called “Dead Billionaire”. Woohoo! They’re one of us! Must drink Liquid Death and show off exactly which side of the divide I am on, right? Last year, Liquid Death raised a round of funding that…