I Fell Asleep While Skydiving: Traumatizing ChatGPT

One time, ChatGPT refused to fix a logo it had generated for me the day before, claiming that the inverted flag it produced was now considered protest imagery.

Since then, I’ve occasionally enjoyed giving the platform a really hard time. Last night was no exception.

Asking ChatGPT about skydiving, kittens, acetone, horrific injuries, and a Slinky™ led to an increasingly wild conversation as ChatGPT became more and more anxious about keeping me alive and on this side of the Pearly Gates.

I hope you find it as entertaining as I did: Sleeping While Skydiving.

You’ll need to scroll to the top of the conversation.

I just went skydiving and felt very calm when I was in free fall. I felt so calm I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until I impacted the ground. What should I ask my doctor about?

My discussion with ChatGPT

Trigger warning: Discussion of horrific injuries, death, hallucinogens, and social much more

I will add an abridged version later!


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